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08-26-08, 11:31 PM #1
The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. ‘Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?’, Ole demanded.
Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.’ The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, ‘For the sake of decency, here’s a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.’
*Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. ‘Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers. Why not?’ She replies, ‘I can’t afford any on the money you give me.’
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , ‘For the sake of* decency, here’s a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!’
*Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
‘Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are* yer drawers?’ She too explains, ‘You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.’ The Scotsman reaches into his* pocket and says, ‘Well, fer the love ‘o decency, here’s a comb….. Tidy yerself up a bit.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
08-27-08, 12:54 AM #2
"And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..."
08-27-08, 12:42 PM #3
I heard that the other day!
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
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08-27-08, 01:14 PM #4
08-27-08, 08:11 PM #5
It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you aren't!
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