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    With Gustav approaching...

    Some of you, may not know this important infoposted by my agency today.......

    Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

    As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the
    agency's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

    Hurricane Category #1
    No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to
    avoid fallen trees and limbs.


    Hurricane Category #2
    Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.


    Hurricane Category #3
    Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you
    avoid wearing open toe shoes when coming to work. Canoes will be
    provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.


    Hurricane Category #4
    More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we
    will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take
    extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.


    Hurricane Category #5
    Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when
    the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate
    cake at 3:00 pm in the cafeteria .

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    Looks like its headed straight for us. Here we go again. Duck and cover.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Looks like its headed straight for us. Here we go again. Duck and cover.
    I know....man, Wal-mart is already SOLD out of bottled water, bread, batteries, and VIENNA SAUSAGES

    stay safe Swamp Folks!!!!!

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    Yeppers the v sausages are always the first to go........I am kinda glad I am the only one in the state that hates those things....................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Second Chance View Post
    Yeppers the v sausages are always the first to go........I am kinda glad I am the only one in the state that hates those things....................

    Yea, but there is always potted meat OR sardines.....

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    Oh that potted meat.............gag me, my kids love that stuff. My ex wife's mother fed it to them when they were babies and they still to this day always want some......................
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    Do they still sell Red Bird brand potted meat & viennas over there? I used to love them things, much more tasty than Libby's brand, but I can't find them over here.

    Stay safe! Hopefully the residents have enough sense to evacuate this time if it looks like it's gonna be nasty.

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    MMMMMMMMMMMM....BBQ vienna sausages are da bomb.
    Are you a 3%er? If you aren't, you should be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Do they still sell Red Bird brand potted meat & viennas over there? I used to love them things, much more tasty than Libby's brand, but I can't find them over here.

    Stay safe! Hopefully the residents have enough sense to evacuate this time if it looks like it's gonna be nasty.

    I prefer Armour............I dunno Red Bird ...other than an old time ice cream made locally when I was a kid.....

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    How about SPAM= Suspcious Portions of Anonymous Meat
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    Quote Originally Posted by dapples View Post
    Some of you, may not know this important infoposted by my agency today.......

    Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

    As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the
    agency's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

    Hurricane Category #1
    No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to
    avoid fallen trees and limbs.


    Hurricane Category #2
    Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.


    Hurricane Category #3
    Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you
    avoid wearing open toe shoes when coming to work. Canoes will be
    provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.


    Hurricane Category #4
    More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we
    will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take
    extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.


    Hurricane Category #5
    Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when
    the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate
    cake at 3:00 pm in the cafeteria .

    Have A Nice Day!






    These are great! Glad you folks can keep a good sense of humor, not to mention the Spam, Potted Meat and Vienna Sausage That stuff is really for human consumption?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dapples View Post
    I prefer Armour............I dunno Red Bird ...other than an old time ice cream made locally when I was a kid.....
    It's actually imitation Vienna sausage - Yummm!!!
    http://best-price-wholesale.com/inde...ct&sku=2229656


    $39.13
    Red Bird Vienna Sausage
    Pack: 48
    Size: 5 OZ.

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    Imitation?
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    Yeah, it has imitation pig snouts & cow innards I guess - and some spices to cover it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Yeah, it has imitation pig snouts & cow innards I guess - and some spices to cover it up.
    gee, thanks for sharing that info Charlie
    .............wonder where they get imitation pig snouts??

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    Quote Originally Posted by dapples View Post
    wonder where they get imitation pig snouts??[/COLOR]
    Here Spot! Here Spot! Spot???
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    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 Blue 4 U View Post
    These are great! Glad you folks can keep a good sense of humor,
    only way to survive with these crazy ass storms is to keep a good sense of humor

    that and a ton of water, sausage, rice, beans, and alcohol

    gotta love hurricane parties -

    just hate working all the time =/

    stay safe swamp mafia - looks like it might be a bad one, especially if that bitch Hanna decides to come to the party too =/
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    My work told us in the event of a hurricane, if we are off the night/day it comes through.. We are to look outside of our house at the conclusion of the storm... If half the neighborhood is gone, you need to go to work. If cell phones are out, drive by the closest substation to check.

    If you are trapped in your neighborhood you are to police your neighborhood. Since I live on the outskirts of town, I told my shift to look out for the crazy bastard with the AR-15 shooting looters from the roof of my patrol car.

    Figure after I take out the 15th looter, I'll probably go crazy and begin pulling some Rambo shit with knives and arrows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    My work told us in the event of a hurricane, if we are off the night/day it comes through.. We are to look outside of our house at the conclusion of the storm... If half the neighborhood is gone, you need to go to work. If cell phones are out, drive by the closest substation to check.

    If you are trapped in your neighborhood you are to police your neighborhood. Since I live on the outskirts of town, I told my shift to look out for the crazy bastard with the AR-15 shooting looters from the roof of my patrol car.

    Figure after I take out the 15th looter, I'll probably go crazy and begin pulling some Rambo shit with knives and arrows.
    I got over a case of 223's maybe Ill come give moral support


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