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    Question Riddle Time!!!

    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?


    Lets see who gets it right?

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    How about "I think I know, but don't want to ruin for everyone else"?
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    Yep a coffin....ok lets try this one!!!

    You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennbeth72 View Post
    Yep a coffin....ok lets try this one!!!

    You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
    An ear of corn.




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    This is fun and I'm bored, so I'll help with the riddles.

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    ok you people are smarter then I thought....LOL...ok heres a harder one!!!

    A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

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    FIRE

    I know I am bored too....although I should be working...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennbeth72 View Post
    FIRE

    I know I am bored too....although I should be working...LOL
    I have no work to be done right this very minute. My son is napping. heh
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    A nap would be awesome right now...LOL...ok did you figure the last one out?

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    In the dictionary it said "Panda eats shoots and leaves".
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    Kinda weird huh?.......ok this one is cool....and now I have to get to work...LOL...so please post some riddles..I love them!!

    You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

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    I'd have to go with the match...
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishmick View Post
    I'd have to go with the match...
    Sounds about right!

    Here is one Dustoff gave a while back, it is a good one:

    A man leaves his home. Makes 3 left turns and comes back home. He encounters 2 men in masks. Who are they??

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 Blue 4 U View Post
    Sounds about right!

    Here is one Dustoff gave a while back, it is a good one:

    A man leaves his home. Makes 3 left turns and comes back home. He encounters 2 men in masks. Who are they??
    The catcher and the ump!

    I have two coins that total 30 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender View Post
    The catcher and the ump!

    I have two coins that total 30 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
    A quarter and a nickel.



    Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennbeth72 View Post

    You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?
    Brad would light the candle so he could see the look of burning lust in the eyes of the fat chick he was making sweet, sweet love to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
    She slid the paper under a door and made them each stand on one side.

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