COSBY FOR PRESIDENT

[moggsp98]

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.



HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.




(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!



Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!

[BigDawg]

Now I know who to vote for!!! Whose his VP???

[irishmick]

Now I know who to vote for!!! Whose his VP???

The CEO of the Jell-o company.

[Star Man]

Now I know who to vote for!!! Whose his VP???

If this were true it wouldn't matter. I would vote for him in a heartbeat even if it was Mickey Mouse or the Kool Aid man as his VP.

[cajunguy]

Now I know who to vote for!!! Whose his VP???

I nominate Chuck Norris for his VP.

Anybody who gives President Cosby any crap will have to deal with Chuck.

That would also allow us to eliminate the Secret Service. That would save the taxpayers a few bucks, and we wouldn't need 'em with Chuck around.


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[CTR man]

Sounds like a good idea. I'll vote for him. The only thing I would add is......

"If you don't like the way I am running things then you can get the hell out along with the rest of the illegals. We won't stop you. We only want people in this country that are willing to help each other and not stand around looking for a handout. If you don't like it......leave......now!!!"

[TXCharlie]

I think this is one of those Internet spoofs, but he has made speaches that praised self-responsibility and pissed off Jessie Jackson - so I'd still vote for him