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    FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

    FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

    Obama Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want.
    He Leadeth Me Beside Still Factories,
    He Restoreth My Faith In The Republican Party,
    He Guideth Me In The Paths Of Unemployment.

    Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Bread Line, I Shall Not Go Hungry.
    Obama Has Anointed My Income With Taxes,
    My Expenses Runneth Over My Income,
    Surely, Poverty And Hard Living Will Follow Me All The Days Of My Life.

    The Democrats And I Will Live Forever In a Rented Room.


    But I Am Glad I Am an American,
    I Am Glad That I Am Free.
    But I Wish I Was A Dog
    And Obama Was A Tree.

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    Genesis of Democrats

    In the beginning the Democrats created God in their image
    Worship the Party

    The earth was without social justice and equality, the Party dictated
    "We know what is Best"

    The Party defined good and separated good from bad.
    The Party is Always Good.

    The Party took its rightful place in the world, to control, to tax, to re-distribute
    The Party will Provide

    The Party separated places for the masses to live, keeping the best for the Party
    Loyalty to the Party comes before all others

    The Party brought forth food and water for the masses, fed those loyal to the Party
    The Party is Correct

    The Party took over the schools and the press, defined them as "free"
    The Party is Truth

    The Party re-defined the BIll of Rights
    The Constitution is an Instrument of the Solidarity of the Party

    The Party held Free Elections
    The Party also counted the ballots

    The Party owns everything for the common good
    The Party Giveth to the loyal, and Taketh from all others

    On the last day the Party opened the prisons, the borders.....
    The Party now liveth with the Gold (re-distributed wealth) in another Land

    There the Democrats re-defined the Party as God.........
    Worship the Party

    (remember the root word of re-distribute is "tribute")
    Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.-- Anonymous

    Old People, like me, may not be around to witness the destruction of our Nation. The rest of you may not survive the collapse. We all have the sworn duty to prevent it.

    The light of hope burns brighter than the fires of doom.

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    hehe funny!
    Arm the sheep!

 

 

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