FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

[mack]

FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

Obama Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want.
He Leadeth Me Beside Still Factories,
He Restoreth My Faith In The Republican Party,
He Guideth Me In The Paths Of Unemployment.

Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Bread Line, I Shall Not Go Hungry.
Obama Has Anointed My Income With Taxes,
My Expenses Runneth Over My Income,
Surely, Poverty And Hard Living Will Follow Me All The Days Of My Life.

The Democrats And I Will Live Forever In a Rented Room.

But I Am Glad I Am an American,
I Am Glad That I Am Free.
But I Wish I Was A Dog
And Obama Was A Tree.

[sgtbear111]

Genesis of Democrats

In the beginning the Democrats created God in their image
Worship the Party

The earth was without social justice and equality, the Party dictated
"We know what is Best"

The Party defined good and separated good from bad.
The Party is Always Good.

The Party took its rightful place in the world, to control, to tax, to re-distribute
The Party will Provide

The Party separated places for the masses to live, keeping the best for the Party
Loyalty to the Party comes before all others

The Party brought forth food and water for the masses, fed those loyal to the Party
The Party is Correct

The Party took over the schools and the press, defined them as "free"
The Party is Truth

The Party re-defined the BIll of Rights
The Constitution is an Instrument of the Solidarity of the Party

The Party held Free Elections
The Party also counted the ballots

The Party owns everything for the common good
The Party Giveth to the loyal, and Taketh from all others

On the last day the Party opened the prisons, the borders.....
The Party now liveth with the Gold (re-distributed wealth) in another Land

There the Democrats re-defined the Party as God.........
Worship the Party

(remember the root word of re-distribute is "tribute")

[Pinki]

hehe funny!