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09-09-08, 08:04 PM #1
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Law Enforcement Guide to Redneck Spanish
BODYWASH:I can'tgo to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
SHOULDER :My Tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.
COCKATOO:My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.
JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
HEATER:My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!
JULY: Ju tolme ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
MUSHROOM: When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!
CHEESE : I wentto dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE wit me!!
TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
WATER: My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
HERPES: Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!
HORCHATA :You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
FRITO:After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
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09-09-08, 08:37 PM #2
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Those were funny. Only in the border states would they come up with these.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
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09-09-08, 09:01 PM #3
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Yeah, Texas has a bad influence on people who move here - You should hear what Asian Redneck sounds like
Worse yet: New York Redneck, and Fargo redneck
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09-09-08, 10:58 PM #4
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Funny.
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09-10-08, 09:34 AM #5
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For our Jewish (and other) brethren. No offense ment, since I seem to offend lots of people lately. Got this from a Jewish buddy. He thinks it funny.
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09-11-08, 12:26 AM #6
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LOL, I like their "Jew Jitsu" guy, and the sign advertising a Passover special on Pork Ribs
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