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    Talking Law Enforcement Guide to Redneck Spanish

    BODYWASH:I can'tgo to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.

    SHOULDER :My Tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.

    COCKATOO:My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!

    SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.

    JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!

    JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!

    TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!

    HEATER:My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!

    BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!

    JULY: Ju tolme ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!

    MUSHROOM: When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!

    CHEESE : I wentto dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE wit me!!

    TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.

    WATER: My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!

    HERPES: Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.

    HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!

    HORCHATA :You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!

    FRITO:After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!

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    Those were funny. Only in the border states would they come up with these.


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    Yeah, Texas has a bad influence on people who move here - You should hear what Asian Redneck sounds like

    Worse yet: New York Redneck, and Fargo redneck

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    Funny.

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    For our Jewish (and other) brethren. No offense ment, since I seem to offend lots of people lately. Got this from a Jewish buddy. He thinks it funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bayern View Post
    For our Jewish (and other) brethren. No offense ment, since I seem to offend lots of people lately. Got this from a Jewish buddy. He thinks it funny.

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    LOL, I like their "Jew Jitsu" guy, and the sign advertising a Passover special on Pork Ribs

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