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    Top 10 list/ Dogs

    So,as most know Daps and I are owned by a cat This means I dont get to interact with dogs much(been there done that about 3 years ago,current owner says the dog is coming along o.k. but is still scared to death of cats ),anyway I digress.Went to a friends house and was talking to his dog(yes,alcoholic beverages were present,BUT,I only had about 2 ),and this is what the dog told me:

    Top 10 "Pet" pevves

    1)Blaming your gas on me...not funny...not funny at all

    2)Yelling at me for barking.


    3)Taking me for a walk ,and then not letting me sniff stuff out.
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway??
    4)Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.Stop it

    5)Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    6)The sleight of hand ,fakefetch throw.You fooled a dog! WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO,what a proud moment for the top of the food chain!!

    7)Taking me to the vet for the "Big Snip"then acting suprised when I freak out every time we go back!!

    8)Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.Sorry,I just havent got that handshake thing yet.

    9)Dog Sweaters,Hello????Haven't you noticed the fur????

    10)How you act disgusted when I lick myself.Look,we both know the truth,you're just jealous!!

    Now lay off these things! We both know who is boss here! You dont see me picking up your poop ,Do you??

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    That reminds me of a list I saw when I got my basset hound

    Basset Hound House Rules

    The basset is not allowed in the house.

    Okay, the basset is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

    The basset is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

    The basset can get on the old furniture only, but has to stay off the new couch.

    Fine, the basset is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans.

    Okay, the basset is allowed in the bed, but only by invitation.

    The basset can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

    The basset can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

    The basset can sleep under the covers every night.

    Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the basset.
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    LOL those are both cute...the Bassett Hound one sounds like my dogs
    Arm the sheep!

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    I just pointed out to sweetpea #2 and #8 and told her they are from my dog to her, lol.

    My dad, I miss him every day.

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    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    And those that mind...don't matter

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    cat vs dog

    not a cat person at all. i wont expand on that statement.
    i miss my poor charlie (aka: Sir Charles II) a beautiful 6lb mini pomeranian, carmel colored & white; who sadly passed away may of 05. i still swear i hear my little buddy's toenails on the wood floor when i wake up sometimes... he was 16 yrs old in people yrs, & he was spoiled rotten. I had gotten him at 5 weeks old...
    the only male who has ever loved me for me: expected nothing but love & affection (and food). made me happy no matter what mood i was in when i got home, because there he was wagging his tail & jumping all over the place because he saw me......

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    The unconditional love thing gets me every time. I have had a few Pomeranians myself.

    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.



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