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    The Importance of Sentence Structure

    The Importance of Sentence Structure

    The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. A difficult choice, as they were both excellent workers. Unable to reach a logical decision, he decided to fire whichever one used the water cooler first the next morning. So the next morning the boss was hovering around the water cooler…Debra appeared, nursing a monstrous hangover. She very carefully crept over to the cooler with an aspirin bottle in one hand. The boss said, "Debra, I've never done this before but I feel I've got to lay you or Jack off."

    'Better go jack off." she suggested. "I feel like shit."
    Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.

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    hmmm...i wonder which way it turned out

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