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    Camping With The Family

    John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

    The Tent Pole Is Up,
    The Canvas Is Spread,
    The Hell With Breakfast,
    Come Back To Bed.

    Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read:

    Take The Tent Pole Down,
    Put The Canvas Away,
    The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
    No Circus Today.

    John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:

    The Tent Pole's Still Up,
    And The Canvas Still Spread,
    So Drop What You're Doing,
    And Come Give Me Some Head.

    Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The note read:

    I'm Sure That Your Pole's
    The Best In The Land.
    But I'm Busy Right Now,
    So Do It By Hand!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    LOL!!! That was cute!!!

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