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09-25-08, 02:56 AM #1
Guts or Balls?
Guts or Balls?
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following
definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby. '
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in
“Mae ho’o ka’awale kana hona i ka olelo.”
(“Never separate the life you live from the words you speak.” )
10-02-08, 12:46 AM #2
LMFAO!!!!!!!!"I have an open door policy on tickets ... if I have to open my door, you are getting a ticket. If I turn on those lights, somebody has to pay the electric bill."
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10-02-08, 01:21 AM #3
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
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