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    Guts or Balls?


    Guts or Balls?
    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
    balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
    keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following
    definitions are listed below:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
    your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
    or are you flying somewhere?

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
    and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby. '

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
    there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in
    death.


    “Mae ho’o ka’awale kana hona i ka olelo.”
    (“Never separate the life you live from the words you speak.” )

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