These are a few children's books that couldn't quite make it
1. You are different and that's bad
2. The boy who died from eating his vegetables
3. Dad's new wife Robert
4. The fun four letter words to know and share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: an I -can-do book
6. The kids guide to hitchhicking
7. Kathy was so bad her mom stopped loving her
8. Curious George and the high voltage fence
9. All cats go to hell
10. The little sissy who snitched
11. Some kittens can fly
12. That's it, I'm putting you up for adoption
13. Grandpa gets a casket
14. The magic world inside the abandoned refigerator
15. Garfield gets feline leukaemia
16. The pop-up book of anatomy
17. Strangers have the best candy
18. Whining, kicking and screaming get you what you want
19. You were an accident
20. Things rich kids have, but you never will
21. Pop goes the hamster....and other microwave games
22. The man on the moon is really Satan
23. Your nightmares are real
24. Where would you like to be buired?
25. Eggs, toilet paper and your school
26. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical outlet be friends
27. Places where mommy and daddy hide neat things
28. Daddy drinks because you cry
