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09-29-08, 05:31 PM #1
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Skinny Dipping
Skinny Dipping...
An elderly man in North Alabama had owned a large farm for
Several years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
Picnic tables, horseshoe courts,and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
Hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
Bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
With glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
Skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
Deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
Ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
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09-29-08, 05:37 PM #2
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LMAO! Good one!
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09-29-08, 09:56 PM #3
NOT A SLUT!!!! DAMMIT!!!
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Hmmm, is this Five-0 we are speaking of here?
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09-29-08, 10:12 PM #5
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Originally Posted by CTR man
Hmmm, is this Five-0 we are speaking of here?
CTR do you really think Five-0 can think that fast....
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09-29-08, 10:21 PM #6
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Hahahaha that's awesome!!
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09-29-08, 11:14 PM #7
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Now that is funny right there.
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10-01-08, 10:05 PM #8
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