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09-29-08, 05:31 PM #1
An elderly man in North Alabama had owned a large farm for
Several years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
Picnic tables, horseshoe courts,and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
Hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
Bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
With glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
Skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
Deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
Ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
09-29-08, 05:37 PM #2
LMAO! Good one!Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.
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09-29-08, 09:56 PM #3It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you aren't!
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09-29-08, 10:06 PM #4
Hmmm, is this Five-0 we are speaking of here?
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09-29-08, 10:12 PM #5http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f.../ukbluejw2.gif
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09-29-08, 10:21 PM #6
Hahahaha that's awesome!!Calm Like A Bomb...
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09-29-08, 11:14 PM #7
Now that is funny right there.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
10-01-08, 10:05 PM #8
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