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    The Lie Clock

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.
    Peter at the
    Pearly Gates,20he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

    He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

    St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
    Earth has a
    Lie-Clock.

    Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

    'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

    'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
    moved, indicating
    that she never told a lie.'

    'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is
    that one?'

    St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's
    clock. The hands
    have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in
    his entire
    life.'

    'Where's Senator Obama's clock?' asked the
    man.

    'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.

    He's using it as a ceiling
    fan.

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