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03-08-06, 01:20 AM #1Indy Guest
Great Irish Joke
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night!" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
03-08-06, 03:39 AM #2
Hahahaha"To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
03-08-06, 11:11 AM #3
ahahaha that's great
03-08-06, 11:37 AM #4
I must say, I'm slightly offended by this joke. Irish jokes portray my people as drinkers, womanizers, shit-stirrers and brawlers.
For the record, I'll have you know that I do not drink.'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
03-08-06, 12:58 PM #5Indy GuestOriginally Posted by slamdunc
03-08-06, 02:42 PM #6
That was really funny. Good one, Indy!"A nation, as a society, forms a moral person, and every member of it is personally responsible for his society."
-Thomas Jefferson, 1792
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth.
03-08-06, 03:12 PM #7
It is easy to see that God never intended for an Irishman to rule the world. If this had been his desire, he would never have invented whiskey.'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
03-09-06, 02:08 PM #8
LOL! Good one!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
03-09-06, 03:08 PM #9
Believe it or not a good friend a colleague of mine is called John Reilly!
BTW, the whiskey one is the better of the 2.
Did you hear about the Irish policeman that lost his arm in the chopper?
He tried to put the siren on the roof!Originally Posted by TXCharlie
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