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    Talking Great Irish Joke

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night!" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
    John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

    "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

    She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

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    Hahahaha
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    ahahaha that's great

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    I must say, I'm slightly offended by this joke. Irish jokes portray my people as drinkers, womanizers, shit-stirrers and brawlers.
    For the record, I'll have you know that I do not drink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc
    I must say, I'm slightly offended by this joke. Irish jokes portray my people as drinkers, womanizers, shit-stirrers and brawlers.
    For the record, I'll have you know that I do not drink.
    And yet you repped me anyway....

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    That was really funny. Good one, Indy!
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    It is easy to see that God never intended for an Irishman to rule the world. If this had been his desire, he would never have invented whiskey.
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    LOL! Good one!
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    Believe it or not a good friend a colleague of mine is called John Reilly!

    BTW, the whiskey one is the better of the 2.

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    He tried to put the siren on the roof!
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    Hey thanks Garda - I did think of you last night as I was lying in bed

 

 

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