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10-05-08, 04:40 PM #1
MY MOMMY THE EXOTIC DANCER
MY MOMMY.....THE EXOTIC DANCER
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers
did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, Well my
mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes
in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, she will go home
with some guy and stay with him
all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, 'Is that
really true about your mother?'
'No,' the boy
said, 'She works for the DEMOCRATIC National
Committee and is helping to get BARACK OBAMA to be our next
President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front
of the other kids.'
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
10-05-08, 04:41 PM #2
Or maybe she's an exotic dancer who works for the DNC as her day job!
10-05-08, 04:49 PM #3
See, even the little ones know that supporting Obama can be disastrous and embarrassing.
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10-05-08, 04:50 PM #4
10-05-08, 06:35 PM #5
Yea I wouldnt have admitted that either."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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10-06-08, 06:53 AM #6
That is one brilliant 4th grade student
10-06-08, 09:37 AM #7
LOLCalm Like A Bomb...
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10-06-08, 02:13 PM #8
Oh, the shame.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
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10-09-08, 01:33 AM #9
Was she French, too?\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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