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    Talking Medical Ebonic/Redneck Terms

    Benign........................ ....What you be, after you be eight.
    Artery........................ .... The study of paintings.
    Bacteria...................... ....Back door to the cafeteria.
    Barium........................ ...What doctors do when patients die.
    Cesarean Section........... A neighborhood in Rome.
    Catscan....................... .. Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize..................... ...Made eye contact with her.
    Colic......................... .... A sheep dog.
    Coma.......................... .. A punctuation mark.
    D&C........................... . Where Washington is.
    Dilate........................ .... To live long.
    Enema......................... .. Not a friend.
    Fester........................ ... Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula........................ ... A small lie.
    Genital....................... ... Non-Jewish person.
    G.I.Series.................... ..World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail...................... ..What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent...................... . Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain................... Getting hurt at work.
    Morbid........................ . A higher offer.
    Nitrates...................... .. Cheaper than day rates.
    Node.......................... .. I knew it.
    Outpatient.................... . A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear.................... A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis........................ .... Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative.............. A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum........................ ..Pretty near killed him.
    Secretion..................... . Hiding something.
    Terminal Illness..............Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumor......................... ..One plus one more.
    Urine......................... ... Opposite of you're out.
    Varicose...................... . Near by/close by

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    Nice one!
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Same here Charlie except I hear it everyday!
    "This flag, which we honor and under which we serve, is the emblem of our unity, our power, our thought and purpose as a nation. It has no other character than that which we give it from generation to generation." Woodrow Wilson, 1917

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    LOL! A good one!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

 

 

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