Medical Ebonic/Redneck Terms

**TXCharlie** · 03-08-06, 09:17 AM

Benign........................ ....What you be, after you be eight.
Artery........................ .... The study of paintings.
Bacteria...................... ....Back door to the cafeteria.
Barium........................ ...What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section........... A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan....................... .. Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize..................... ...Made eye contact with her.
Colic......................... .... A sheep dog.
Coma.......................... .. A punctuation mark.
D&C........................... . Where Washington is.
Dilate........................ .... To live long.
Enema......................... .. Not a friend.
Fester........................ ... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula........................ ... A small lie.
Genital....................... ... Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series.................... ..World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...................... ..What you hang your coat on.
Impotent...................... . Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain................... Getting hurt at work.
Morbid........................ . A higher offer.
Nitrates...................... .. Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................... .. I knew it.
Outpatient.................... . A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear.................... A fatherhood test.
Pelvis........................ .... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.............. A letter carrier.
Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery.
Rectum........................ ..Pretty near killed him.
Secretion..................... . Hiding something.
Terminal Illness..............Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor......................... ..One plus one more.
Urine......................... ... Opposite of you're out.
Varicose...................... . Near by/close by