Another Blonde Joke

[armsmaster270]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters.
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

[CTR man]

HAHAHA!!! Good one! I guess the blind man doesn't speak blondese.

[10-42Adam]

Nice!

[lewisipso]