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    Talking Another Blonde Joke

    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
    After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,
    "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:


    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
    Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters.
    "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.



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    HAHAHA!!! Good one! I guess the blind man doesn't speak blondese.


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    Nice!
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    -Winston Churchill

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