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    Saying goodbye to Mother.......

    Saying goodbye to mother.
    We were dressed and ready to go out for the Friday night on the town.
    We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered
    our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local
    cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the
    front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard,
    scoots back into the front door. We didn't want the cat shut in the
    house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to
    the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs,
    with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the
    driver to know that the house will be empty
    for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be
    out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
    A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I
    said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
    I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
    She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to
    wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I
    hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
    The cab driver hit a parked car.

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    Funny!! sorry it wont let me rep ya

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    lewisipso is offline Injustice/Indifference/In God we trust
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