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    JLK is offline Protecting Those That Can't Protect Themselves
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    HURT FEELINGS REPORT

    HURT FEELINGS REPORT

    DATE:________________

    TIME OF HURTFULNESS:______ AM/PM

    A.Which ear were words of hurtfulness spoken into: LEFT RIGHT or BOTH

    B.Is there permanent feeling damage? YES NO

    C.Did you need a tissue for the tears? YES NO


    REASONS FOR FILING THIS REPORT: (circle yes or no)

    1. I am thin skinned YES NO
    2. I am a wussy YES NO
    3. I have woman like hormones YES NO
    4. I am a Queer YES NO
    5. I am a little punk YES NO
    6. I am a cry baby YES NO
    7. I want my mommy YES NO
    8. All of the above YES NO (just circle this one since all most likely apply)

    Name of ''REAL man"" who hurt your sensitive little feelings ____________

    If you feel you need someone to hug, go home to mommy and let her hug you and change your diaper. If you feel as though you need to speak to someone to soothe you, please call this number : 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-800-SIS-GIRL.

    Girly man who filed report:___________________
    Signature of girly man:_______________________

    Real man (person who is being brought up on charges):___________________
    Signature of real man:_______________________

    Supervisor signature:___________________

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    I need to forward this to my chief for approval as a departmental form. Thanks.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    kannahspapa is offline An old cop the kids call Grandpa.
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    I have it posted on my office wall for everyone to see and read. The Mayor enjoys reading it.

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    garda52 is offline Officer First Class
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    Remember: if their lips are moving ... they're lying

 

 

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