Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a Texas Ranger. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver asks, Whats the hell was that for?
The cop answers, Youre in Texas, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.
The driver says, Im sorry, Officer, Im not from around here.
The cop runs a check on the guys license, and hes clean. He gives the guy back his license, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with his nightstick.
The passenger asks, Whatd you do that for?
The cop says, Just making your wish come true.
The passenger asks, Making what wish come true?
The cops says, I know that two miles down the road youre gonna say to your buddy, I wish that asshole wouldve tried that shit with me. :rofl: