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03-09-06, 11:14 AM #1Signal_W Guest
Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a Texas Ranger. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver asks, Whats the hell was that for?
The cop answers, Youre in Texas, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.
The driver says, Im sorry, Officer, Im not from around here.
The cop runs a check on the guys license, and hes clean. He gives the guy back his license, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with his nightstick.
The passenger asks, Whatd you do that for?
The cop says, Just making your wish come true.
The passenger asks, Making what wish come true?
The cops says, I know that two miles down the road youre gonna say to your buddy, I wish that asshole wouldve tried that shit with me.
03-09-06, 12:16 PM #2
That's good. I would do that all the time if I lived in Texas. I would also drive a big convertable with steer antlers for a hood ornament. Who else is with me!
03-09-06, 12:40 PM #3Originally Posted by lesta311Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
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03-09-06, 12:45 PM #4Originally Posted by lesta311
This is what we do in Texas.
03-09-06, 01:41 PM #5
See I told ya those Texas folks like cows for more than just eating."This flag, which we honor and under which we serve, is the emblem of our unity, our power, our thought and purpose as a nation. It has no other character than that which we give it from generation to generation." Woodrow Wilson, 1917
03-09-06, 01:44 PM #6
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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03-09-06, 02:53 PM #7
The first time I heard that joke, it was a Ga State Trooper. Besides, Rangers dont do traffic.
03-09-06, 03:15 PM #8
Classic!Originally Posted by TXCharlie
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