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    Texas Rangers

    Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a Texas Ranger. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.


    The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

    The driver asks, Whats the hell was that for?

    The cop answers, Youre in Texas, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.

    The driver says, Im sorry, Officer, Im not from around here.

    The cop runs a check on the guys license, and hes clean. He gives the guy back his license, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

    The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with his nightstick.

    The passenger asks, Whatd you do that for?

    The cop says, Just making your wish come true.

    The passenger asks, Making what wish come true?

    The cops says, I know that two miles down the road youre gonna say to your buddy, I wish that asshole wouldve tried that shit with me.

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    That's good. I would do that all the time if I lived in Texas. I would also drive a big convertable with steer antlers for a hood ornament. Who else is with me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311
    That's good. I would do that all the time if I lived in Texas. I would also drive a big convertable with steer antlers for a hood ornament. Who else is with me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311
    I would do that all the time if I lived in Texas. I would also drive a big convertable with steer antlers for a hood ornament. Who else is with me!


    This is what we do in Texas.

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    See I told ya those Texas folks like cows for more than just eating.
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    Good joke!

    LOL!
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    The first time I heard that joke, it was a Ga State Trooper. Besides, Rangers dont do traffic.

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