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    Dementia Test

    Test for Dementia
    elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately .

    Let's find out just how clever you really are...

    First Question:

    are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

    If you answered that you are first, then you are
    absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take her or his place, you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.
    Now answer the second question,
    don'ttake as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

    Second Question:

    f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

    If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

    You're not very good at this, are you?

    Third Question:
    ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it..

    1000and add 40to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
    Add another
    1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000

    Now add
    10. What is the total?

    Did you get
    5000 ?

    The correct answer is actually 4100.

    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
    Today is definitely not your day, is it?
    Maybe you'll get the last question right...

    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
    4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

    Did you Answer
    Of course it isn't.
    Her name is
    Mary. Read the question again!

    < U>

    Okay, now the bonus round:

    mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
    imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
    expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
    sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

    He just has to open his mouth and ask.
    It's really
    very simple. Like you!

    Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy


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    got all but question 3 correct. used a calculator on my cell phone and I still keep getting 5000

    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
    -Batman Begins

    There are gains for all our losses
    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
    T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War

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    Take 1000and add 40to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
    Add another
    1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000

    Now add
    10. What is the total?

    I missed the "overtake the last person" and the last one.
    "The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill



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