The Parking Ticket

[JLK]

>
> The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
> local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes.
>
> When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said
> to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"
>
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
> annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out
> another ticket for having worn tires.
>
> So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the
> second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote
> a third ticket when I called him a ##### in blue. This went on for about
> 20 minutes.
>
> The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
>
> Personally, I didn't really c are. I came downtown on the bus. The car
> that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that
> said, "Obama in '08".
> I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor
> tells me that it's important to my healt

[Five-0]

Pretty good.

[10-42Adam]

Hahaha I liked that one.