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10-25-08, 07:04 PM #1
The Parking Ticket
> The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
> local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes.
> When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said
> to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
> annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out
> another ticket for having worn tires.
> So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the
> second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote
> a third ticket when I called him a ##### in blue. This went on for about
> 20 minutes.
> The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
> Personally, I didn't really c are. I came downtown on the bus. The car
> that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that
> said, "Obama in '08".
> I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor
> tells me that it's important to my healt
10-25-08, 07:40 PM #2
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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10-27-08, 01:31 PM #3
Hahaha I liked that one.Calm Like A Bomb...
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