How does a turtle cross a freeway?

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03-10-06, 04:41 PM
Indy

How does a turtle cross a freeway?

You take the "R" out of free and the "F" out of way

(ya may have to think a little on this one...)
03-10-06, 04:43 PM
Indy

Whoops...sports..jokes...same difference...LOL

If any of you mod's want to move this...sorry. :)
03-10-06, 04:50 PM
Cheech

I dont fuckin get it
03-10-06, 04:56 PM
Indy

Hehehe don't think too hard....it's a lot simplier than it seems.
03-10-06, 05:02 PM
Terminator

I have moved this to the Jokes section
03-10-06, 11:40 PM
FishTail

Oooh, oooh, I know the answer!
03-11-06, 02:55 AM
jmur5074

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lasvegasog

I dont fuckin get it

+1 - This is two jokes now this week I dont' understand. I'm starting to feel about retarded.
03-11-06, 07:27 AM
Terminator

+3
03-11-06, 12:17 PM
Daynathepayna

:noidea:
03-11-06, 12:35 PM
Donut Aficionado

Good Grief I feel dumb..I didnt know there was an F in way.:help:
03-11-06, 04:51 PM
Welpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donut Aficionado

Good Grief I feel dumb..I didnt know there was an F in way.:help:

Well now there is no f in way...say it out loud.
03-11-06, 05:19 PM
Daynathepayna

Maybe she told it wrong. You get the r out of free and then get the f out of the way. I GET IT! :laugh: :sleep:
03-11-06, 11:34 PM
Indy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daynathepayna

Maybe she told it wrong. You get the r out of free and then get the f out of the way. I GET IT! :laugh: :sleep:

No...I told it right. :yo:

As someone a couple posts prior said, "I don't get it, there is no F in way." The answer to "how does a turtle cross the freeway" is "there is no f'ing way."

Not as funny when you have to explain...sorry. LOL :doh:
03-12-06, 02:13 PM
Daynathepayna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indy

No...I told it right. :yo:

As someone a couple posts prior said, "I don't get it, there is no F in way." The answer to "how does a turtle cross the freeway" is "there is no f'ing way."

Not as funny when you have to explain...sorry. LOL :doh:

:doh: OK now I get it. It is cute.:laugh:
03-12-06, 04:26 PM
Donut Aficionado

Holy Cow I got it and I didnt even know it...it's cool to find out your so smart that you yourself dont even know the extreme level of your own intelligence!!

Or am I reading too much into it?
03-12-06, 08:40 PM
Lazy Fed

There is no F in way!!!! For God's sake people it is not that difficult....:boink: :biggrin1:
03-12-06, 08:52 PM
Virginian

Yes there is! Look -> wfay :D
03-13-06, 02:55 AM
Roses

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indy

As someone a couple posts prior said, "I don't get it, there is no F in way." The answer to "how does a turtle cross the freeway" is "there is no f'ing way."

Ha ha!!!
03-13-06, 03:41 AM
cntryboy0531

Quote:

Originally Posted by Virginian

Yes there is! Look -> wfay :D

f'in asshole. :D
03-13-06, 03:55 AM
Whitewolf

Hmmmm.....I wonder if I know it but I'm not gonna say it. I better PM her. :D Hmmmm..... ah-ha! Nah...I better PM her. :o