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  1. 03-10-06, 04:41 PM #1
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    How does a turtle cross a freeway?

    You take the "R" out of free and the "F" out of way

    (ya may have to think a little on this one...)
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  2. 03-10-06, 04:43 PM #2
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    Whoops...sports..jokes...same difference...LOL

    If any of you mod's want to move this...sorry.
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  3. 03-10-06, 04:50 PM #3
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    I dont fuckin get it
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  4. 03-10-06, 04:56 PM #4
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    Hehehe don't think too hard....it's a lot simplier than it seems.
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  5. 03-10-06, 05:02 PM #5
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    I have moved this to the Jokes section
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  6. 03-10-06, 11:40 PM #6
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    Oooh, oooh, I know the answer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    I dont fuckin get it
    +1 - This is two jokes now this week I dont' understand. I'm starting to feel about retarded.
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    Good Grief I feel dumb..I didnt know there was an F in way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donut Aficionado
    Good Grief I feel dumb..I didnt know there was an F in way.
    Well now there is no f in way...say it out loud.
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  12. 03-11-06, 05:19 PM #12
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    Maybe she told it wrong. You get the r out of free and then get the f out of the way. I GET IT!
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  13. 03-11-06, 11:34 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daynathepayna
    Maybe she told it wrong. You get the r out of free and then get the f out of the way. I GET IT!
    No...I told it right.

    As someone a couple posts prior said, "I don't get it, there is no F in way." The answer to "how does a turtle cross the freeway" is "there is no f'ing way."

    Not as funny when you have to explain...sorry. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy
    No...I told it right.

    As someone a couple posts prior said, "I don't get it, there is no F in way." The answer to "how does a turtle cross the freeway" is "there is no f'ing way."

    Not as funny when you have to explain...sorry. LOL
    OK now I get it. It is cute.
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    Holy Cow I got it and I didnt even know it...it's cool to find out your so smart that you yourself dont even know the extreme level of your own intelligence!!

    Or am I reading too much into it?
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    There is no F in way!!!! For God's sake people it is not that difficult....
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    Yes there is! Look -> wfay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy
    As someone a couple posts prior said, "I don't get it, there is no F in way." The answer to "how does a turtle cross the freeway" is "there is no f'ing way."
    Ha ha!!!
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    None is so rich or mighty that he
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    and none is so poor but that
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    A smile creates happiness in the home,
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    It brings rest to the weary,
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    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
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    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    Yes there is! Look -> wfay

    f'in asshole.
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    Hmmmm.....I wonder if I know it but I'm not gonna say it. I better PM her. Hmmmm..... ah-ha! Nah...I better PM her.
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