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    How does a turtle cross a freeway?

    You take the "R" out of free and the "F" out of way

    (ya may have to think a little on this one...)

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    Whoops...sports..jokes...same difference...LOL

    If any of you mod's want to move this...sorry.

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    I dont fuckin get it

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    Hehehe don't think too hard....it's a lot simplier than it seems.

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    I have moved this to the Jokes section

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    Oooh, oooh, I know the answer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    I dont fuckin get it
    +1 - This is two jokes now this week I dont' understand. I'm starting to feel about retarded.
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    Good Grief I feel dumb..I didnt know there was an F in way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donut Aficionado
    Good Grief I feel dumb..I didnt know there was an F in way.
    Well now there is no f in way...say it out loud.
    "To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division

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    Maybe she told it wrong. You get the r out of free and then get the f out of the way. I GET IT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daynathepayna
    Maybe she told it wrong. You get the r out of free and then get the f out of the way. I GET IT!
    No...I told it right.

    As someone a couple posts prior said, "I don't get it, there is no F in way." The answer to "how does a turtle cross the freeway" is "there is no f'ing way."

    Not as funny when you have to explain...sorry. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy
    No...I told it right.

    As someone a couple posts prior said, "I don't get it, there is no F in way." The answer to "how does a turtle cross the freeway" is "there is no f'ing way."

    Not as funny when you have to explain...sorry. LOL
    OK now I get it. It is cute.

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    Holy Cow I got it and I didnt even know it...it's cool to find out your so smart that you yourself dont even know the extreme level of your own intelligence!!

    Or am I reading too much into it?
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    There is no F in way!!!! For God's sake people it is not that difficult....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy
    As someone a couple posts prior said, "I don't get it, there is no F in way." The answer to "how does a turtle cross the freeway" is "there is no f'ing way."
    Ha ha!!!
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    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
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    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    Yes there is! Look -> wfay

    f'in asshole.

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    Hmmmm.....I wonder if I know it but I'm not gonna say it. I better PM her. Hmmmm..... ah-ha! Nah...I better PM her.
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