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    Sensitive guy?

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
    They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.

    They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

    Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

    The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

    She turns to him...they kiss...and then they rip each others' clothes off and make hot steamy love.

    After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, "Well, how was it?"

    The guy says:

    "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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    Thats just so wrong, but damn funny
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