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    The Wal-Mart Greeter

    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
    her two kids, while yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
    entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
    Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

    The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The
    oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
    they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
    couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day,
    and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

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    HAHA! Good one, JLK!
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    LMAO, now thats a GOOD one
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    Our WalMart greeter is a City councilman.

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    Good One!!! I think Kittylynn saw her fair share of these types when she was a people greeter there back in the day.


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