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    Rodeo (NSFW)

    Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first cowboy says his favorite position is the “rodeo”.

    The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how do you do it?

    The first cowboy says, “You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style.

    Once things start to get under way and she’s really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear: ‘Your sister likes this position too.’

    Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.”
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