Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his *small chair at the table, he
looks into *his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been *eating my
porridge?!!' he squeaks.**
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and *sits in his big chair. He looks
into his big bowl, and it is also empty. 'Who's *been eating my
Porridge?!!' he roars. *
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, *'How many times do we have to go through *this with you idiots? It
was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the
house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who
unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put *everything away, it was
Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the table, it was Momma Bear who put
the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled *the cat's water
and food dish, and, now *that you've decided to drag your sorry
bear-behinds downstairs, and grace Momma *Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time.....*