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12-08-08, 03:24 PM #1
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The Hormone Guide
The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do
is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide
that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every
husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS
SAFER
SAFEST
ULTRA SAFE
What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some wine.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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12-08-08, 03:36 PM #2
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Here, have some wine."If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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12-08-08, 05:08 PM #3
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Ladies,
Here have LOTS of wine."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
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Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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12-09-08, 07:24 AM #4
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Did that come from the manual on how to cut your testes off and be totally p*ssy whipped?
CHIRP! CHIRP!
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