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    Willowdared is offline Bendy not Breaky
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    The Hormone Guide

    The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!


    Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do
    is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide
    that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every
    husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


    DANGEROUS

    SAFER

    SAFEST

    ULTRA SAFE


    What's for dinner?

    Can I help you with dinner?

    Where would you like to go for dinner?

    Here, have some wine.


    Are you wearing that?

    Wow, you sure look good in brown!

    WOW! Look at you!

    Here, have some wine


    What are you so worked up about?

    Could we be overreacting?

    Here's my paycheck.

    Here, have some wine.


    Should you be eating that?

    You know, there are a lot of apples left.

    Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

    Here, have some wine.


    What did you DO all day?

    I hope you didn't over-do it today.

    I've always loved you in that robe!

    Here, have some wine.
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

    Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
    or otherwise distort statements of fact.
    FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley

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    PDawg:

    Here, have some wine.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    BigDawg is offline K-9 Officer
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    Ladies,


    Here have LOTS of wine.
    "An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper


    Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!

    "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
    -Ronald Reagan


    " I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
    General Norman Schwartzkopf

    Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
    (author unknown)


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    IndianaFuzz is offline Policeman Perry fan club
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    Did that come from the manual on how to cut your testes off and be totally p*ssy whipped?

    CHIRP! CHIRP!

 

 

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