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03-14-06, 03:12 PM #1
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Ave in New York
City where women can go to choose a husband.
As you enter the store there is a list of instructions of how the
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to the store
and the attributes of the men increase as ascend the flights.
There is however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor but once you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go
down except to exit the building!
So a woman goes into the husband store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor a sign reads: Floor 1 these men have jobs.
She ascends to the 2nd floor where a sign reads: Floor 2 these men
have jobs and love kids.
She ascends further to the 3rd floor where a sign reads: Floor 3
these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking!
"Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
On the 4th floor a sign reads: Floor 4 these men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still she goes to the 5th Floor and a sign reads: Floor 5 these men
have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, helps with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but goes on to the 6th floor and a sign
reads: You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists only to prove that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store.
A new wives store has opened across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who enjoy sex.
The 2nd has wives who enjoy sex and have money.
The 3rd thru 6th floor have never been visited.
03-14-06, 05:43 PM #2
03-15-06, 08:34 AM #3THE five-ohVerified LEO
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That's fuckin nice.
03-15-06, 08:38 AM #4
I'm pleased to report my wife got tired of shopping by the time she got to the third floor
03-15-06, 09:12 AM #5
You like kids? Masochist...\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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