1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ..Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?....
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ? .A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ..Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ..She was found
face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .Even the pool table
doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? .Twenty blind lesbians
in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker!