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03-15-06, 04:23 PM #1
The Monkey And The Cue Ball
This man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulders. He takes a seat at the bar, lets the monkey go and orders a drink. The monkey is running wild through the bar, swinging from the lights, jumping on the tables etc.
The monkey then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball and swallows it. The bartender is totally annoyed. The gentleman who owns the monkey apologizes, pays for his drink and the cue ball then leaves with his monkey.
A couple of weeks later the man returns with his monkey. He sits at the bar and lets the monkey run wild again. The monkey is running wild again. He jumps up on the bar where he spies a bowl of grapes. He grabs a grape and shoves it up his ass, pulls it out and then eats it.
The bartender is totally grossed out. "Did you see what your monkey just did?" He asks the man. The man replies "Oh yeah, since that cue ball incident he measures everything!"
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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03-15-06, 04:39 PM #2FishTail Guest
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