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    Safe Sex.

    How new zealanders practice safe sex?


    The spray paint X's on the sheeps that kick!



    Just showing pinki and jenna some sheep love!

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    Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

    Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gopherpuckfan View Post
    Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

    Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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    Let's don't confuse Scotsmen with those Ren Faire posers, eh?

    Kilts in Camelot indeed.
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    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Let's don't confuse Scotsmen with those Ren Faire posers, eh?

    Kilts in Camelot indeed.
    And real Scotsmen would do a better job of sneaking up on a sheep no doubt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    And real Scotsmen would do a better job of sneaking up on a sheep no doubt!

    Maybe one of these days you'll find out!

    Also, why is that guy wearing a smurf hat?
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Maybe one of these days you'll find out!

    Can you bring a bring it back Jenna?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Maybe one of these days you'll find out!

    Also, why is that guy wearing a smurf hat?
    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Can you bring a bring it back Jenna?


    And maybe that guy is wearing a smurf hat because sheep are into smurfs!



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    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Given the Jenna-style pun image above, I think it's "safe" to say that I have become a sleeper program in Maclean's cybernetic brain!

 

 

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