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    10 Things to Ponder for 2009


    Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009

    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is the slowest rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish & you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet & they won't bother you for a week

    Number 6

    Some people are like a Slinky .....Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

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    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    And The Number 1 Thought For 2009

    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Amen! This should be law.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Amen! This should be law.
    No, I have a better law... If you see him without an erection, give him one! Dinner can wait.......
    CHIRP! CHIRP!

 

 

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