Results 1 to 1 of 1
Thread: Interesting things...
03-16-06, 02:34 AM #1
Interesting things...If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Last edited by Terminator; 03-16-06 at 02:37 AM.
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
By BEK in forum General TopicsReplies: 3Last Post: 07-25-07, 08:26 PM
By Angelous444 in forum General TopicsReplies: 9Last Post: 07-22-07, 05:11 PM
By conalabu in forum In the NewsReplies: 14Last Post: 05-31-07, 07:00 PM
By jrae in forum General TopicsReplies: 17Last Post: 03-05-07, 09:27 AM
By BEK in forum In the NewsReplies: 3Last Post: 01-05-07, 03:13 PM