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    Interesting call

    We responded with the FD Friday to a large local grocery store. It seems that two Einsteins were playing with the forklift.

    They decided to see just how high they could stack cases of beer. One of them was operating the forklift while the other was placing cases of beer on the forks, one at a time. They made it to about 37 cases before, yup, you guessed it, it collapsed on the fork stacker.

    We got there and he was still covered in cases of beer moaning and groaning. Luckily he he was not hurt.























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    Did you just make that up?

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    No, I heard it a long time ago and I was bored. It's much better when told in person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    No, I heard it a long time ago and I was bored. It's much better when told in person.
    No doubt because it's more fun to hear the audible groans from those who hear it! But then again, those in glass houses should not throw stones at bad puns!

 

 

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