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01-14-09, 10:24 AM #1
The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians...
The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great >
Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be
executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you
What is your first request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman
on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in
two days. What is your second request?'
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is
brought to him, and once again he whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears
over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and also spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. He tells
the Lone Ranger, 'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still
kill you tomorrow. 'So what is your last request?'
The Lone Ranger responds,
I'd like to speak to my horse.... alone.'
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the
Lone Ranger's tent.
*Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
looks him square in the eye and says:
Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse.
For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE'.
01-14-09, 11:26 AM #2"The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill
01-14-09, 02:03 PM #3SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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