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    Littlest Firefighter

    A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station,
    when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
    with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose
    tightly coiled in the middle.

    The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
    The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

    The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That
    sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

    'Thanks,' the girl replied.

    The firefighter looked a little closer.
    The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

    'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to
    tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that
    rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

    The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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    Good one! I can just see the visual.

    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.



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