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    With all the Walmart talk in the NEWS forum, may I present

    For those who have never seen it, WALMART BINGO!!!

    Simply make a few copies of the below game board, gather some friends, and roam your local Walmart until the first of your group makes BINGO!!!

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    Man I generally shop at 3am. I may not get to fill out my bingo card! hehehehe
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    hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! !


    YES!!!

    I love it.

    Man, we're way up in the great white north and I think I've seen all of that at ours at some point in time.
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    That is so incredibly funny!! Wal-mart is the closest store to my job and whenever anyone has to go, we bet on what they'll encounter in the store.




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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Man I generally shop at 3am. I may not get to fill out my bingo card! hehehehe

    Indiana you must have a very nice Wal Mart there, because if you come to one of our Wal Marts at 3:00 am, you will fill up your card in 10 minutes....................... ..
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    BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!


    I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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    Although the worst thing I've seen in WalMart is not on that card, and I bet would trump anything anyone here has seen.

    I saw a cracked out woman of about 6 foot tall wearing short daisy dukes standing with a thousand yard stare in the bar soap aisle once. I looked again because she was standing so peculiar. I then noticed an arm snaking out behind her with the hand BETWEEN HER LEGS into the leg of her daisy dukes, going to down on the clambox. I thought it was a kid next to her at first. I was wrong. It turned out to be a midget. He mean mugged me when he caught me staring while he was glancing around the store like a lookout for a fucking bank heist.

    Absolutely true, no joke. I could not make this up. This occurred at the WalMart in Plymouth, Indiana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post


    Although the worst thing I've seen in WalMart is not on that card, and I bet would trump anything anyone here has seen.

    I saw a cracked out woman of about 6 foot tall wearing short daisy dukes standing with a thousand yard stare in the bar soap aisle once. I looked again because she was standing so peculiar. I then noticed an arm snaking out behind her with the hand BETWEEN HER LEGS into the leg of her daisy dukes, going to down on the clambox. I thought it was a kid next to her at first. I was wrong. It turned out to be a midget. He mean mugged me when he caught me staring while he was glancing around the store like a lookout for a fucking bank heist.

    Absolutely true, no joke. I could not make this up. This occurred at the WalMart in Plymouth, Indiana.







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    BCup, are you turned on by my very true story of human depravity?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post
    BCup, are you turned on by my very true story of human depravity?
    If by "turned on," you mean filled with revulsion and yet finding humor in your tale, then most definitely yes.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post


    Although the worst thing I've seen in WalMart is not on that card, and I bet would trump anything anyone here has seen.

    I saw a cracked out woman of about 6 foot tall wearing short daisy dukes standing with a thousand yard stare in the bar soap aisle once. I looked again because she was standing so peculiar. I then noticed an arm snaking out behind her with the hand BETWEEN HER LEGS into the leg of her daisy dukes, going to down on the clambox. I thought it was a kid next to her at first. I was wrong. It turned out to be a midget. He mean mugged me when he caught me staring while he was glancing around the store like a lookout for a fucking bank heist.

    Absolutely true, no joke. I could not make this up. This occurred at the WalMart in Plymouth, Indiana.
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    DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! I think I have filled my card for a black out.


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    Damn, 121Traffic wins!

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    Oh thats awsome, I shop at walmarts alot just cuz i do lota shopping late at night and i have prob seen everything on that bingo card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post


    Although the worst thing I've seen in WalMart is not on that card, and I bet would trump anything anyone here has seen.

    I saw a cracked out woman of about 6 foot tall wearing short daisy dukes standing with a thousand yard stare in the bar soap aisle once. I looked again because she was standing so peculiar. I then noticed an arm snaking out behind her with the hand BETWEEN HER LEGS into the leg of her daisy dukes, going to down on the clambox. I thought it was a kid next to her at first. I was wrong. It turned out to be a midget. He mean mugged me when he caught me staring while he was glancing around the store like a lookout for a fucking bank heist.

    Absolutely true, no joke. I could not make this up. This occurred at the WalMart in Plymouth, Indiana.
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