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01-16-09, 05:46 AM #1
Out of the Mouth of Babes
5-yo child asks judge for a guardian
A 5-yo boy stood before the judge and claimed his parent beat him. The child asked the judge to award guardianship of him to someone else.
The judge asked if he would like to live with his aunt. The child said, “No, she beats me too.”
The judge then asked if he would like to live with his grandparents to which the boy replied, “No, they’d probably beat me too.”
The judge finally asked the lad who he wanted to live with.
The boy said, “Award guardianship to the Dallas Cowboys- they can’t beat anyone!”"When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders
Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.
01-16-09, 06:14 AM #2
The original version I heard had a baby bear before the judge to figure out if momma bear or papa bear will get the baby bear. he chooses the chicago bears, because they don't beat anyone.CHIRP! CHIRP!
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