Male vs. Female @ the ATM machine..

[JLK]

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*A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their cars.*Customers using this new facility are*requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.*
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After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."
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MALE PROCEDURE:*
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1. Drive up to the cash machine.*
2. LOWER your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.*
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.*
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.*
6. Raise window.
7. Drive off.*
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:*
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1. Drive up to cash machine.*
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to
align car window with the machine.*
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.*
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.*
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.*
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.*
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.*
8. Insert card.*
9. Re-insert card the right way.*
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.**
*11. Enter PIN.**
*12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.*
13. Enter amount of cash required.*
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.*
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.*
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.*
17. Write debit amount in check book and place receipt in back of it.*
18. Re-check makeup.*
19. Drive forward 2 feet.*
20. Reverse back to cash machine.*
21. Retrieve card.*
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided!*
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.*
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off*
25. Redial person on cell phone.*
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.*
27. Release Parking Brake.*

[TXCharlie]

You left out the other 10 steps if she's a smoking & talking on the cell phone at the same time in cars that have no ashtray - a juggling act which I have seen with my own eyes

[aj261]

That is some funny shit......sounds a lot like my wife.......oops don't tell her I said so.

[pgg]

I think I saw them doing the test evaluation the other day

[jking09]

bahaha! that's HILARIOUS! i do enjoy the occasional female joke =P
but some of that is true.. i know i check my makeup sometimes.. but hey! that's multi-tasking!
and GUYS, don't act like everything is perfectly smooth for you!