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    Sexy grandma

    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up,staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

    "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

    The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says:

    "I got it on with your grandma and she is good - the best I ever had!"

    The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says:

    "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

    At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says .... "Grandpa, ..... Go home, you're drunk"
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    That's awesome. LMAO

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    I laugh each time I read this one.

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown



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