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    Hillbilly Vasectomy


    After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

    The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me..'

    'Trust me,' said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    '1'


    '2'


    '3'


    '4'


    '5'


    ( you'll love this..)


    At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , West Virginia ....and Washington DC .

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    HEY! I DON'T LIKE TO BE LINKED WITH WASHINGTON D.C.

    THE OTHER PART, I CAN RELATE TO!
    The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government.
    -Thomas Jefferson

    That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants. Jeff Cooper'

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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy2202 View Post
    HEY! I DON'T LIKE TO BE LINKED WITH WASHINGTON D.C.

    THE OTHER PART, I CAN RELATE TO!

    Damn Right, Snuffy. No right thinkng American wants to be associated with that pack of theives.


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    I'm guessing that Pres. Clinton never tried this procedure?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    I'm guessing that Pres. Clinton never tried this procedure?

    he was a smarter man too. He knew Monica couldnt get pregnant by her mouth

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    It worked for me, and I now sing soprano...
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