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03-17-06, 06:13 PM #1
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The Steakhouse Incident
Saw this on a forum a while back, needed to share it. A long read, but worth it. Caution: Don't eat while reading!
The Steakhouse Incident"Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"
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03-17-06, 06:38 PM #2
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That has to be the most horrible thing I have ever heard happen to another man. The vision's I have in my head will haunt me for an eternity.
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03-17-06, 06:38 PM #3
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That was freakin' hilarious.
I lost it when I got to the "no toilet paper". I'm still wiping tears.
(And I was eating when I read it.)The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"
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03-17-06, 06:42 PM #4Cheech Guest
"she probably assumed that I had laid down a small turd or something and just needed to bring the car around so we could bolt immediately"
Im laughing my ass off when I read this
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03-17-06, 09:07 PM #5
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That was hilarious.
A Smile
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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03-17-06, 10:15 PM #6
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OMG that was some funny shit!!!!! I am fucking crying right now
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03-18-06, 12:59 AM #7
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Priceless!
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03-23-06, 04:50 PM #8
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OUTSTANDING!!!!!
My capt. just walked in and asked if I was, O.K.? I was laughing so hard.Be careful whose feet you step on today, they may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
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03-23-06, 05:39 PM #9
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That was great Prometheus you had me choking I was laughing so hard. Now when I pass Ryan's I will think of this and probably piss on myself laughing as I have to pass a Ryan's in either direction I leave my residence. Rep's to you!
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