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02-05-09, 06:15 AM #1
The Wisdom of An Older Man
An old gentleman approached an attractive young woman at a shopping mall.
"Excuse me; I canít seem to find my wife. Will you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman who looks like you, she seems to appear out of nowhere."
Originally Posted by William Pitt (the Younger), Speech in the House of Commons (18 November, 1783)
02-05-09, 07:24 AM #2
LMAO, Good one Odd!
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
02-05-09, 09:31 AM #3*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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02-05-09, 11:25 AM #4
02-05-09, 03:54 PM #5
I'm going to be that old man someday, I just have that feeling.
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Hell im not old now and i somehow get that......I wonder how females can appear and reappear when we dont want em to and when we do they are nowhere to be found
02-05-09, 09:35 PM #7
It's F--king magic, Man. If you have been married for more than 5 years, they have you zeroed in and there isn't anything you can do about it.
Car 4I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
02-06-09, 05:33 AM #8Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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