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02-05-09, 05:15 AM #1
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The Wisdom of An Older Man
An old gentleman approached an attractive young woman at a shopping mall.
"Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Will you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman who looks like you, she seems to appear out of nowhere."
Originally Posted by Herzen
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02-05-09, 06:24 AM #2
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LMAO, Good one Odd!
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I am a female!!!!! LMAO
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02-05-09, 08:31 AM #3
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02-05-09, 10:25 AM #4
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02-05-09, 02:54 PM #5
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I'm going to be that old man someday, I just have that feeling.
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02-05-09, 05:51 PM #6
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Hell im not old now and i somehow get that......I wonder how females can appear and reappear when we dont want em to and when we do they are nowhere to be found
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02-05-09, 08:35 PM #7
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It's F--king magic, Man. If you have been married for more than 5 years, they have you zeroed in and there isn't anything you can do about it.
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02-06-09, 04:33 AM #8
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It is all part of our diabolical-take-over-the-world-one-man-at-a-time plan. Originally Posted by altonc27
Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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