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    The Wisdom of An Older Man

    An old gentleman approached an attractive young woman at a shopping mall.

    "Excuse me; I canít seem to find my wife. Will you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

    The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

    "I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman who looks like you, she seems to appear out of nowhere."

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    LMAO, Good one Odd!

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    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    I'm going to be that old man someday, I just have that feeling.

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    Hell im not old now and i somehow get that......I wonder how females can appear and reappear when we dont want em to and when we do they are nowhere to be found

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    It's F--king magic, Man. If you have been married for more than 5 years, they have you zeroed in and there isn't anything you can do about it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by altonc27 View Post
    Hell im not old now and i somehow get that......I wonder how females can appear and reappear when we dont want em to and when we do they are nowhere to be found
    It is all part of our diabolical-take-over-the-world-one-man-at-a-time plan.
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

 

 

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