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03-20-06, 09:07 PM #1
Cat In The Hat On Aging
I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw, Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks, My hearing stinks, No sense of smell, I look like hell, My mood is bad--can you tell?
My body's drooping, I have trouble pooping, The Golden Years have come at last, The Golden Years can kiss my ass.'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
03-20-06, 09:29 PM #2
Tis cute! Not anxious to get there.
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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03-20-06, 09:56 PM #3Indy Guest
LOL very cute!
03-20-06, 11:41 PM #4Originally Posted by slamdunc
You think that's cute????No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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03-21-06, 06:46 AM #5
03-21-06, 08:28 PM #6bad to the bone
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Mmmmoew...I guess cats get old too.
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