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    True or Not, I love it

    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as
    this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a
    felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's
    credibility..


    Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
    A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching
    the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

    Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
    A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

    Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this
    so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
    A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

    Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you
    have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your
    daily duties?"
    A: "Yes sir, we do!"

    Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
    A: "Yes sir, I do."

    Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
    A: "Yes sir."

    Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow
    officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room
    you share with these same officers?"
    A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court
    complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that
    room."

    The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The
    officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line
    -- and we think he'll win.



    Regards,

    Garry Davis
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    IndianaFuzz is offline Policeman Perry fan club
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    True or not, it's another one that has been around a while. But I like it too.
    CHIRP! CHIRP!

 

 

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