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    The Menu For The Roadkill Cafe

    "You Kill It, We Grill It"

    Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!

    Entrees.

    ** Center Line Bovine **
    Tastes Real Good, Straight From The Hood ............ $ 5.99
    ( with cheese, add .50 )

    ** The Chicken That Didn't Cross The Road **
    What A Dumb Cluck .............................. ..... $ 3.49
    ( includes soup and salad )

    ** Flat Cat **
    ( served as a single or in a stack )
    Single Flat Cat .............................. ....... $ 1.99
    Double Flat Cat .............................. ....... $ 2.79
    Flat Cat Stack .............................. ........ $ 4.99
    Flat Cat Family Pack (with kittens).................. $ 9.00

    A Taste Of The Wild Side - Still In The Hide.

    ** Chunk Of Skunk **
    Smells REAL good! .............................. ..... $ 7.49
    ( basted in Tomato Sauce )

    ** Smidgen Of Pigeon **
    Tastes so good, you'll coo for more ................. $ 3.49
    ( includes salad & French bread )

    ** Road Toad Ala Mode **
    Jump into this dish, & you'll croak for more ........ $ 2.99
    ( ice cream flavours chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry )

    ** Shake N' Bake Snake **
    Long and crunchy, with 12 secret spices ............. $ 3.99
    ( extra long snake, add $ 1.29 )

    ** Swirl Of Squirrel **
    You'll go nuts for our squirrel ..................... $ 2.49
    ( includes salad & peanut brittle desert )

    ** Whippoorwill On A Grill **
    This one will tickle your fancy ..................... $ 2.79
    ( includes sunflower & sesame seed roll with salad )

    ** Rigor Mortis Tortoise **
    Slowly aged to perfection ........................... $ 7.99
    ( includes turtle soup & dumplings )

    Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!

    ** Canine Cuisine **
    You'll eat like a hog when you taste our dog.

    Slab of Lab .............................. ........... $ 1.99
    Pit Bull Pot Pie .............................. ...... $ 0.99
    Cocker Cutlets (best of show) ....................... $ 4.99
    Sharpei Fillet .............................. ........ $ 2.99
    Poodles N' Noodles (w/French fries) ................. $ 3.79
    Snippet of Whippet .............................. .... $ 2.69
    Collie Hit by a Trolley (Toonerville)................ $ 3.89
    BBQ Beagle .............................. ............ $ 2.79
    German Shepherd Pie (with sauerkraut)................ $ 3.99
    Fire Broiled Dalmatian .............................. $ 1.01
    Trampled Sheep Dog .............................. .... $ 3.29

    ** A Disney Classic: Thumper Ala Bumper **
    Tender & juicy with lots of meat on the foot ........ $ 9.49
    ( side order of Bambi Venison $2.49 extra )

    Late Night Delights! Served Fresh Each Night After Dark.

    ** Rack Of Raccoon **
    White meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat ........ $ 5.99
    ( includes salad, & free Daniel Boone soft drink mug )

    ** Awesome Possum **
    Jed Clampet's Family Recipe can't be beat! .......... $ 7.99
    ( includes Possum Tail soup & Possum Pie desert! )

    ** Smear Of Deer **
    You'll eat Bambi's heart out and love it! ........... $ 8.99
    ( includes soup, baked potato with venison gravy)

    ** Texas Speed Bump **
    Try our Armadillo, tenderized by Goodyear! .......... $ 5.69
    ( includes Texas Armadillo meatball soup n' salad )

    Roadkill Cafe Menu Challengers.

    ** Guess That Mess! **
    A daily special treat - if you can guess it,
    you eat it for free! .............................. . $ 9.99

    ** Bag N' Gag **
    Our daily take-out lunch special
    Anything Dead, In Bread ............................. $ 2.49

    Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    HAHAHAHA....that was hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roses
    ** Guess That Mess! **
    A daily special treat - if you can guess it,
    you eat it for free! .............................. . $ 9.99
    Ewwwwwwwww!!!!

 

 

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