Goin' to the bank
A crusty old man walks into a bank and shouts to the woman at the teller window, "I want to open a f*cking checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?
"Listen up, I said I want to open a f*cking checking account now!!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no f*cking problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the f*cking lottery and I just want to open a f*cking checking account in this f*cking bank, okay?"
"I see," says the manager, "and is this f*cking fat b*tch giving you a hard time, Sir?"
now that one made me laugh...:nod: